The State of Missouri thinks I’m a Terrorist

This is not a joke in anyway. I was reading an Libertarian Enterprise essay today and I found out something terrible. The Missouri Information Analysis Center has released a document (shown on this website) to it’s law enforcement agencies that basically says the modern militia movement is guilty of violent terrorist acts. Now, I know nothing about the militia movement in that area of the country, but under the Common Militia Symbols section, it claims that these terrorists will generally associate with 3rd party candidates, displaying Constitution Party, Campaign for Liberty, or Libertarian material. They are also apparently supporters of former presidential candidates: Ron Paul, Chuck Baldwin, and Bob Barr. In other sections, it claims that these terrorists have a distrust of government agents such as the IRS, ATF, FBI, and FEMA. They are also strongly distrustful of the Federal Reserve.

This means that if you have bumper stickers to this affect on your car in the State of Missouri, and you are stopped for a simple speeding ticket or for a broken tail light, the cops are going to have their guns at the ready to put you down. All because you want the government to stop interfering in your life.

Well, I’m a member of the Campaign for Liberty and a supporter of Ron Paul, and unlike the ATF, I have never murdered anybody (WACO and Ruby Ridge). Also, unlike FEMA, I’m no responsible for numerous deaths and loss of property due to it utter screw up in helping Katrina (and other similar disaster) victims.

I must be a terrorist. The Missouri State Police better ship me off to Guantanamo Bay to report for immediate torture. There is something very wrong with this country.

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